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			>>>> The Hair Dryer >>>> >>>> A distinguished young woman on a flight from >>>> Ireland asked the Priest >>>> beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of >>>> course. What may I do for you?" >>>> >>>> "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic >>>> hair dryer for my mother's >>>> birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs >>>> limits, and I'm afraid >>>> they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could >>>> carry it through Customs >>>> for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to >>>> help you, dear, but I >>>> must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest >>>> face, Father, no one will >>>> question you." When they got to Customs, she let >>>> the priest go ahead of her. >>>> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything >>>> to declare?" "From the top >>>> of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to >>>> declare." The official >>>> thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do >>>> you have to declare from >>>> your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous >>>> instrument designed to be used >>>> on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." >>>> >>>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go >>>>ahead Father!!....Next. 
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