Hairdryer
 

>>>> The Hair Dryer
>>>>
>>>> A distinguished young woman on a flight from
>>>> Ireland asked the Priest
>>>> beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of
>>>> course. What may I do for you?"
>>>>
>>>> "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic
>>>> hair dryer for my mother's
>>>> birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
>>>> limits, and I'm afraid
>>>> they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
>>>> carry it through Customs
>>>> for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to
>>>> help you, dear, but I
>>>> must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest
>>>> face, Father, no one will
>>>> question you." When they got to Customs, she let
>>>> the priest go ahead of her.
>>>> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything
>>>> to declare?" "From the top
>>>> of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
>>>> declare." The official
>>>> thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do
>>>> you have to declare from
>>>> your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous
>>>> instrument designed to be used
>>>> on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
>>>>
>>>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go
>>>>ahead Father!!....Next.