Something that will change my life

[Stinky_Hooker]

Theres comes a time every decade or so that something is born. Something like nothing before. Something that will revolutionize the way men and women with severe IBS spend their time outdoors! Brothers and sisters..that time is now.


Ever wish you hadnt had that mexican the night before climbing a tree or jumping onboard the boat for a day of fishing? Ever wish you had remembered your pepto or Immodium? Ever just wish in the middle of a day of fishing or chasing critters in the woods you could just feel "fresh" again and rinse away that severe case of swamp azz?



May I introduce you to my latest creation that shall accompany me in the woods and waterways from here on out. My new best friend:



"The Porta Pooper Portable Bidet"

"Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for the ladies"






Ingredients:
-One qt garden sprayer
-Some heated and bent tubing
-An overwhelming desire to be clean
*All rights reserved, patent pending*


Place your orders now!