Something that will change my life
 

Theres comes a time every decade or so that something is born. Something like nothing before. Something that will revolutionize the way men and women with severe IBS spend their time outdoors! Brothers and sisters..that time is now.


Ever wish you hadnt had that mexican the night before climbing a tree or jumping onboard the boat for a day of fishing? Ever wish you had remembered your pepto or Immodium? Ever just wish in the middle of a day of fishing or chasing critters in the woods you could just feel "fresh" again and rinse away that severe case of swamp azz?



May I introduce you to my latest creation that shall accompany me in the woods and waterways from here on out. My new best friend:



"The Porta Pooper Portable Bidet"

"Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for the ladies"




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...n/IMAG0379.jpg

Ingredients:
-One qt garden sprayer
-Some heated and bent tubing
-An overwhelming desire to be clean
*All rights reserved, patent pending*


Place your orders now!


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Can't say that one of those wouldnt be handy every once in a while!....but there is still something really wrong with you.:you:

You know Stink, you just aint right man. I was expecting to here about a redneck vascectomy or something.

Isnt this much better?

I also think I should make a holster for the side to hold this:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...onkey-butt.jpg


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:oh: Some topics are just better left untouched.........

I's gots to remember that thing Stink. Great idea!!:clap:

The water bottle with a hole in the cap just ain't been real reliable. That'll do the trick!

Any easy ideas for warming the bidet fluid short of the propane stove?

And there I was thinkin a spray bottle to rinse the pee off a gunwale called "Piss-OFF!!" was too racy...:sun:

Uhhhhhh...................... ok

:oh:just reading this thread changed my life a little bit..:laugh:

rkc

Ill take a cold shot in the bunghole over a dirty one..no ideas on warmiing. Im good with it.:sun: