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The chicken farm
Chicken Farm
John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible. 
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless. 
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11-28-2011, 05:47 PM
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Damn True lets vote his piece of sh*t a$s and his bigot, perjudice wife's fat a$s out of there.
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11-28-2011, 05:59 PM
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For me the story has a flip side. Most of US can hear Obama coming and are getting what we expected when he took office. Beware of those that talk a bunch of B.S. and pretend to pull for OUR side while quietly selling us all down the river. "Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible."
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11-28-2011, 07:22 PM
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"Beware of those that talk a bunch of B.S. and pretend to pull for OUR side while quietly selling us all down the river." We have a lot of people running for office this time around.. some are not what they try to make themselves out to be, some are.. EVERYONE should do their homework and look at peoples records before makeing a decision...
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11-28-2011, 11:49 PM
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unfortunately the gop candidates arent looking much better right now. i do have a thing for michelle, however.
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hammer aint. stinkpot aint. sawdust aint. rainbow aint. maco sure as sh!t aint. randle? ha ha ha. 
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11-29-2011, 02:54 PM
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EVERYONE should do their homework and look at peoples records before makeing a decision...
I would love to but the only records I can see are the GOP's. Obama's records were sealed tighter than a Japanese Nuclear Reactor. Way ahead of time too I might add. Cain is in a spiral of death. Romney maybe?
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12-06-2011, 07:58 AM
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12-06-2011, 11:42 AM
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God) Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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