The chicken farm
 

Chicken Farm

John was in the egg business. He had
several hundred young layers (hens), called
'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He
kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he
could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without
work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so
proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell
Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well. Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible. :beer:

Damn True lets vote his piece of sh*t a$s and his bigot, perjudice wife's fat a$s out of there.

For me the story has a flip side.

Most of US can hear Obama coming and are getting what we expected when he took office.

Beware of those that talk a bunch of B.S. and pretend to pull for OUR side while quietly selling us all down the river.

"Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible."



:beer:

Actually, those are words of wisdom. You should have underlined and boldfaced the

"Beware of those that talk a bunch of B.S. and pretend to pull for OUR side while quietly selling us all down the river."

We have a lot of people running for office this time around.. some are not what they try to make themselves out to be, some are.. EVERYONE should do their homework and look at peoples records before makeing a decision... :beer:

unfortunately the gop candidates arent looking much better right now. i do have a thing for michelle, however.

EVERYONE should do their homework and look at peoples records before makeing a decision...

I would love to but the only records I can see are the GOP's. Obama's records were sealed tighter than a Japanese Nuclear Reactor. Way ahead of time too I might add.
Cain is in a spiral of death. Romney maybe?

Bachman or Obama??? LOL!!

I'll take Bachman ANY day of the week over that traitor.

Look at these moreons Don't even know which hand to use to pledge allegiance http://by157w.bay157.mail.live.com/a...t=160&size=Att