Week before Christmas Thread

[TheTinMan]

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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass),

my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care,

in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there.

All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket.

he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?"

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo."

Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head

He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go

Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee

He came thru the chimney with a huff and a sigh
And he heard Mrs. MJ exclaim OH MY !

When he was done he went to work with his bag full of joy and filled all the stockings, each with a toy

For Mrs. MJ he left the Fishing Widow Annual

For MJ he left the Chevy Repair Manual

Santa said on Yammie on Merc, on Johnson and Rudie,

we gotta get out of here while MJ gets him some booty!!

Then quick as a lick up the chimney he went, to Mrs. MJ a wink he sent.

Then up on the roof did MJ Hear
On Evinrude ON Honda Lets get the H@ll outta here

Then like a lightning bolt he was gone

Making 40 knots he fled with a smile

And said Merry Christmas to all I'm off to Emerald Isle