Week before Christmas Thread
 

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house.......>

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....not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass)....

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my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care...

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...in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there...

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... All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket...

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he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?" ???

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo." ;D

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Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

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...When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head...

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He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go....

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Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee