MacoJoe and his wisdom

[bassarama]

You know how MJ loves to fish right? *He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. *He thought he was dreaming when he *heard *the *voice *say again, "Pick me up." *He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

MJ said, "Are you talking to me?"

The *frog *said, *"Yes, I'm talking to you. *Pick me up. *Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. *I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

He looked *at *the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then *the *frog said, "What, are you nuts? *Didn't you hear what I said? *I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

MJ *opened *his *pocket, *looked *at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."


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[msbhammer]

LOL.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[tsubaki]

;D ;D ;D

[bradford]

Good one!! ;D ;D ;D

[macojoe]

Thats perfect!!! But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!! ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

Originally Posted by macojoe

Thats perfect!!! *But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!! ;D

DO THE FROG?? :o :o :o :o

[bassarama]

;D ;D

Thats perfect!!! But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!!

So what ya saying? any frog with uhhhmm, with good talking lips will do? LOL ;D ;D

You're a sic pup MJ... ;D ;D

[TunaHead]

As long as the frog doesn't look back and say "Are you in yet?"

[reelapeelin]

What if the frog is a dude ???...wouldja still do the frog ???

[bassarama]

LOL

I suppose in MJ's book any thing that moves is DO-able :o :o ;D ;D ;D

LOL