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bassarama 07-16-2007 05:58 PM

MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
You know how MJ loves to fish right? *He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. *He thought he was dreaming when he *heard *the *voice *say again, "Pick me up." *He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

MJ said, "Are you talking to me?"

The *frog *said, *"Yes, I'm talking to you. *Pick me up. *Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. *I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

He looked *at *the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then *the *frog said, "What, are you nuts? *Didn't you hear what I said? *I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

MJ *opened *his *pocket, *looked *at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."


;D ;D ;...LMAO * ;D ;D

msbhammer 07-16-2007 06:58 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
LOL.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

tsubaki 07-16-2007 07:09 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
;D ;D ;D

bradford 07-18-2007 09:48 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
Good one!! ;D ;D ;D

macojoe 07-19-2007 10:23 AM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
Thats perfect!!! But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!! ;D

Pipe_Dream 07-19-2007 10:30 AM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by macojoe
Thats perfect!!! *But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!! ;D

DO THE FROG?? :o :o :o :o

bassarama 07-19-2007 11:15 AM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
;D ;D

Quote:

Thats perfect!!! But really at this point I say the heck with the foreplay and just do the frog!!
So what ya saying? any frog with uhhhmm, with good talking lips will do? LOL ;D ;D

You're a sic pup MJ... ;D ;D

TunaHead 07-19-2007 09:10 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
As long as the frog doesn't look back and say "Are you in yet?"

reelapeelin 07-22-2007 10:28 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
What if the frog is a dude ???...wouldja still do the frog ???

bassarama 07-22-2007 11:25 PM

Re: MacoJoe and his wisdom
 
LOL

I suppose in MJ's book any thing that moves is DO-able :o :o ;D ;D ;D

LOL


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