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Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"? The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"? "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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11-14-2007, 10:51 AM
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Re: Atheist
LOL ;D
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11-14-2007, 11:15 AM
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;D ;D
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11-14-2007, 04:22 PM
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Re: Atheist
;D
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Doug aka "Hammerhead" Jensen Beach, Florida '77 V-20 165 I/O
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11-14-2007, 09:23 PM
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Re: Atheist
Finally, a V20.com joke I can pass on to my church buddies.
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CY 1984 V20 STEP LIFT I/O 470 MERCRUISER Wheeling, WV
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