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macojoe 11-13-2007 11:06 PM

Atheist
 
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."



msbhammer 11-14-2007 03:20 AM

Re: Atheist
 
;D ;D ;D ;D

willy 11-14-2007 10:51 AM

Re: Atheist
 
LOL ;D

C YENSEN 11-14-2007 10:57 AM

Re: Atheist
 
thats awesome!!! :D ;)

Stinky_Hooker 11-14-2007 11:15 AM

Re: Atheist
 
;D ;D

Sean 11-14-2007 11:26 AM

Re: Atheist
 
I like it ;D

Hammerhead 11-14-2007 04:22 PM

Re: Atheist
 
;D

bobby2400 11-14-2007 07:53 PM

Re: Atheist
 
;D ;D ;D ;D

Monkey Butler 11-14-2007 09:23 PM

Re: Atheist
 
Finally, a V20.com joke I can pass on to my church buddies.

macojoe 11-14-2007 09:25 PM

Re: Atheist
 
Glad you guys liked it, I got from sister inlaw a church going person!


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