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Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 -Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... #1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
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03-16-2007, 03:26 PM
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Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 -Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... #1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
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2011 SUNDANCE B20CCR SKIFF, 2011 YAMAHA 90HP 4 STROKE, 2011 KARAVAN SINGLE AXLE ALUMINUM TRAILER, LOWRANCE ELITE-7 HDI, MINN KOTA RIPTIDE TROLLING MOTOR 2000CC HYDRA-SPORT 225+HP EVINRUDE SOLD AND THE PINK JEEP!!!! R.I.P. http://www.wellcraftv20.com/communit...ad.php?t=11664
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03-16-2007, 09:02 PM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
Oh, SNAP! :o
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03-16-2007, 09:02 PM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
Oh, SNAP! :o
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03-16-2007, 10:07 PM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
hahaha
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03-16-2007, 10:07 PM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
hahaha
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03-17-2007, 12:53 AM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
Laughed my but off, and I got a big one, so it took a while. ;D
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03-17-2007, 12:53 AM
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Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
Laughed my but off, and I got a big one, so it took a while. ;D
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