Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN.
 

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 -Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN.
 

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 -Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Oh, SNAP! :o

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Oh, SNAP! :o

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

hahaha

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

hahaha

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Laughed my but off, and I got a big one, so it took a while. ;D

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Laughed my but off, and I got a big one, so it took a while. ;D

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Aint that the Truth !!!. ;D

Re: Why there are no blacks in NASCAR by LETTERMAN
 

Aint that the Truth !!!. ;D