How to acheive inner peace.....

Stinky_Hooker · #1 09-13-2005, 02:19 PM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Blue_Runner · #2 09-13-2005, 03:19 PM

That Dr. Phil is a smart guy ;D

Franco · #3 09-13-2005, 03:30 PM

TO QUOTE DR.PHIL " HOWZAT WORKIN FORYA "

chumbucket · #4 09-13-2005, 03:41 PM

I like your solution to the problem. I just find it disturbing that you would even watch Dr. Phil. :o :-X

Just kidding brother. ;D

Blue_Runner · #5 09-13-2005, 03:45 PM

Oooooooo, dat was low CB! But I liked it ;)

reelapeelin · #6 09-13-2005, 04:15 PM

I finished a DUMP that I started this morning...does that count?... :o...brought total "inner peace" to my ying & yang...Karma elevated to new heights...for as Great Masta say, "Inner peace always elusive w/out good dump!"... ::)...

macojoe · #7 09-13-2005, 04:36 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D