President may send marines to France!!!!

Stinky_Hooker · #1 11-10-2005, 03:00 PM

11/ 9 /2005 - AP
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's *** out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.

Blue_Runner · #2 11-10-2005, 04:11 PM

...that had to come from the onion.....

captbent · #3 11-11-2005, 01:26 AM

thats great

phester · #4 11-11-2005, 11:15 AM

remember this one...? I don't know how to get the link over here so just look it up....off topic,May 2nd, page 6, 5th post down, started by...not surprisingly....Stinkyhooker....

labii · #5 11-11-2005, 01:16 PM

I have been waiting for them to fall any day now....

Stinky_Hooker · #6 11-11-2005, 02:29 PM

http://www.wellcraftv20.com/cgi-bin/...num=1115060554

Here is th link...how did you find that? You musta been board. ::)