Union High's 25th Reunion

[Mac_Attack]

At Union High's 25th reunion four old friends met for the first time in years. *Over a few drinks, their reminiscing turned to careers.

John broke the ice with "I haven't done too bad, I have ten car dealerships and I manage the largest one."

Rich followed with " I'm in banking and I own 10 banks, the largest of which I manage."

Ted stated he owned 10 fast food restuarants, two of which he managed.

Joe who had been drinking more than talking slurred in with " I can stand 13 canaries wing tip to wing tip on my erect manhood."

The three of them shrugged Joe's statement *off, *it was the booze talking.

After dinner and a night of dancing, the four met again at the bar. *Yes Joe was still standing!

During the conversation John came clean " Guys, I don't really own 10 car dealerships. *I only work at one.

Rich seeing that this was the time he should tell the truth told his friends that he was only a teller at a bank.

Ted not wanting to be the only one not coming clean stated that he only managed a resturant.

All three looked at Joe expecting him to tell the truth also. *Joe said "alright alright, that 13th canary could only get one leg on the perch!



Bill Mc *;D