You must be single...

[Blue_Runner]

A woman was shopping at her local tackle store where she selected:

A new Penn reel,
A spool of Tri Suffix,
A pack of 8/0 circle hooks,
A snap swivel assortment pack,
A 12 pack of Miller Lite, and
A 1 lb. package of bratwurst.

As she was unloading her items on the counter to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the counter and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'cause you're ugly."