Morning Humor

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Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for
each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and
having the balls to say: "You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in
death.