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SOME old men think fast
An elderly man in South Carolina had owned a large farm for severalyears.He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, sohe fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some appleand peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn'tbeen there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallonbucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dippingin his pond.He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deepend.One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimnaked or make you get out of the pond naked.'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.
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2011 SUNDANCE B20CCR SKIFF, 2011 YAMAHA 90HP 4 STROKE, 2011 KARAVAN SINGLE AXLE ALUMINUM TRAILER, LOWRANCE ELITE-7 HDI, MINN KOTA RIPTIDE TROLLING MOTOR 2000CC HYDRA-SPORT 225+HP EVINRUDE SOLD  AND THE PINK JEEP!!!! R.I.P. http://www.wellcraftv20.com/communit...ad.php?t=11664 
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06-08-2007, 12:19 AM
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SOME old men think fast
An elderly man in South Carolina had owned a large farm for severalyears.He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, sohe fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some appleand peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn'tbeen there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallonbucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dippingin his pond.He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deepend.One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimnaked or make you get out of the pond naked.'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.
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2011 SUNDANCE B20CCR SKIFF, 2011 YAMAHA 90HP 4 STROKE, 2011 KARAVAN SINGLE AXLE ALUMINUM TRAILER, LOWRANCE ELITE-7 HDI, MINN KOTA RIPTIDE TROLLING MOTOR 2000CC HYDRA-SPORT 225+HP EVINRUDE SOLD AND THE PINK JEEP!!!! R.I.P. http://www.wellcraftv20.com/communit...ad.php?t=11664
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06-08-2007, 10:47 AM
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Re: SOME old men think fast
LOL, good one FERM!
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Really, who ISNT better looking than Charlie?
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06-08-2007, 10:47 AM
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Re: SOME old men think fast
LOL, good one FERM!
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Really, who ISNT better looking than Charlie?
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