Blue Pigeon

[Sean]

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of
pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive
on the roads. It was costing a fortune *to keep the streets and sidewalks
clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and off ered the Mayor a proposition. "I can
rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But,
you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one
million dollars to ask one question."

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and
released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into
the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon
and gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon
had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the
mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man
that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay
the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money
and told the mayor to ask his question.


Do you think he is going to ask where the pigeons went?


Do you think he is going to asked where he got the blue pigeon?


Noooooooo ! * *





The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"