airplane flight

[wpearch]

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female

crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information

regarding seat belts,emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely
to Afghanistan "
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,

"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you
right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the Attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think with only women up there in the
cockpit."
"That's another thing Sargeant," said the crewmember,
"We No Longer Call It The **** Pit."

"It's The Box Office"



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