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|  smart student Smart student Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bull**** artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her ***elry Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing. | 
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