need some help

look guys, my ol' lady keeps *****in about the grass round here. it aint that i cant cut it. i just dont want to. i talked to a maintenence company and they said it will cost 90 bucks a week to have it cut. thats just ridiculous. aint no way in hell i gonna pay that. now 10 bucks a week aint crap. so..., i was thinkin, if 9 of you guys were to send me 10 bucks a week i wouldn't have to cut my grass ever again. i meen realy, whats ten bucks a week? i tell ya'll what, if just 8 of ya'll will send me ten bucks a week, i'll go ahead and pitch in 10 bucks myself, just to show ya'll what a nice guy i am! watcha say guys, can ya help a brother out?


P.S. remember guys, i only have 1 leg and 1 arm!

[Blu_Lunch]

Sure.....I don't wan't to shovel the snow , Listen guys just double it up, so we can both take it easy....

[chumbucket]

What I like to do is to drop the deck on the mower to it's lowest setting. Cut everything down to about 1/2" then when the heat of the summer sets in, everything turns a nice shade of brown. Then alls ya gots to do is don't clip those toenails for the summer. Then when you go for a walk around the yard, let the toenails clip the brittle brown leafs that do attempt to sprout. ::)









Oh, shhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't tell Mrs chumbucket. She just thinks it's a regular summer occurance of nature. Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[macojoe]

what he said!! Brown is nice!!

[chumbucket]

"What can brown do for you?"






Free up time for fishing............. ;D 8)

went out at 6:30 thismorning. was sweating b4 i even got to the shed. by the time i got the mower out i was drenched. my mower stays on its lowest setting. this drought rite now is so bad that guys are catching sharks 8 miles inland on the jordan river. and this **** just keeps growing. i just finished the cut. had to move the boat cause its growing under there. this aint normal. i got freakin super grass. and i cant even smoke it! we're only talkin 10 bucks here, watcha say.......?

.....oh well, ya dribble, ya shoot, and ya hope for the best!

[rodmaker]

tear up the turf, paint the ground green when the
ground appears brown again you just grab your spray can and touch it up.it is a lot less work.

[msbhammer]

I was towed in today :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[charlie_the_tuna]

90 bucks a week to cut your grass?!?
how the hell big is your property dude?

[bigshrimpin]

Find a neighborhood kid . . . I used to cut my neighbors lawns . . . started when I was 10. (3 houses over an acre each) I got paid almost nothin, but I thought I was rich back then.