Sitting at the hospital waiting room....

[UBHSTRY]

For my dad in law . This lady sits beside me, and she is um well, rather large. She stunk, bad. I get up and move away from her, without saying a thing. She asked me why I moved.....I simply stated I though this seat would be more comfortable. She then starts accusing me of being racist! She was black. Well at that point, I had no problem pointing out how big she was, how she stank of high hog, and I was glad welfare was supplieing her with such healthy food to allow her to be such a fat *** woman, with the such an attractive stench coming off of her. I informed her I wasn't being racist.....any fat smelling woman of any race, I would have moved away from.

She had her welfare cards hanging out of her purse......

Of course security shows up, and after her tirade I simply said either arrest me or shut the hell up. I simply moved away from the stinky *** fat *****.

People amaze me......

[willy]

Dude, your just not politically correct, good for you

[step up here]

Awesome to the max. Good for you!!!!!!!!!!!

[spareparts]

Gallagher always said " ya got to point that stuff out, people don't know they are stupid, they think they are smart, ya got to let them know"

[wellcraftv20step]

Been a bad day till now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kracker Jack]

Wow!!! We are way to much a like!!! Always speak your mind when people "ask" you to speak your mind!!! You made my day also.

[smokeonthewater]

I had a deal a little like that a couple years ago at a home depot.... I was looking at something on the bottom shelf and a guy got pretty close reaching over me to get something off an upper shelf. He literally stunk bad enough to make me gag a bit.... I kinda gasped and moved away from him and waited for him to finish.... As he started to leave I went to continue my shopping and he said "You got a fkn problem with me?" without looking up, I said "just go handle your business" He said "what the hell is that supposed to mean? are you a fkn homophobe?" Until this point I hadn't even noticed that he was wearing clothes too tight and carrying a purse! .... I said "I was actually trying to be nice... You stink worse than any person or for that matter worse than any farm animal I've ever encountered..... My moving away had nothing to do with your sex life" .... He looked shocked... I then continued... "Since you asked though I don't much care for faggots either, now get the fck out here before I stop trying to be nice!"

Sure as chit he just huffed, turned and swayed hips out of that isle.

I had been having a rough day but I must have laughed out loud 10 times that night....

[jasoncooperpcola]

Good for you! My dad never bit his tongue when someone upset him in any way. I try to be nice but it does not always work out. I remember dads last trip to Sams club. We were shopping and they brought out a big cart of shrimp at a clearance price. Just as dad grabbed a bag a vietnamese woman started grabbing bags hollaring mine mine mine! She reached to take the bag out of my dads hand and he walloped here upside her head with and shrimp went flying everywhere. He told her where to go and where to shove all the shrimp and he left his wallet with me and went outside. As embarrassing as it was I look back at it and laugh.

[aussie]

THIS IS A KEEPER!!!! SHARE

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I
wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines ...gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

[smokeonthewater]

WOW... she definitely stayed cooler than I did... LOL