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Unread 12-03-2012, 03:28 PM
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Default Christmas with an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And so the Christmas season begins.....
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Bring in the Carols
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MR. Krinkle wont have anything to worry about.
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Bring in the Carols
OK...here's Carol...



She's HOT for ya, Willy...
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....and then you ruined it...
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....and then you ruined it...
I'll say...

If reel wasn't normally such a nice likable guy(besides an up and coming freak'n movie star!!!!), I would have motioned for banishment.

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I'll say...

If reel wasn't normally such a nice likable guy(besides an up and coming freak'n movie star!!!!), I would have motioned for banishment.

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i second that motion. ..
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