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I seen Willy naked behind the shed when the sheep ran past me and then...


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Yep...it's "Off Topic" alright...
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then the half naked farmer's daughter came out from behind the barn with a big smile on her face.

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then the half naked farmer's daughter came out from behind the barn with a big smile on her face.

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Then Willy's wifey took one of Willy's many firearms and blew a hole big enough to plane a very nice 22" HydraSport CC right thru Willy's mid-section, wiping the smile from his face as well as the nekkid farmer's daughter's face...the young lady's smile being a result of the laughter she was getting over due to having just encountered the smallest...Uh...member in her experience...
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Grizzly Adams spotted running away from WellcraftV-20 forum into a local watering hole, when the bartender asked why he was in such a rush he replied "Don't ask, just keep them boiler makers coming Mr. Krinkle, I need to kill all brain cells involved with mental images."

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Mr. Krinkle was selling tickets and drinks to the animal show and the killing. He's using all the proceeds to take Willy"s widow out for a nice candle light dinner and dancing so he can show her how to do the love muscle waltz.
He didn't just say that outloud did he?????
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Here she is, the farmer's daughter at closing time in his local watering hole.

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Then jsgeorge4x4 ran away from the forum as fast as possible for a fat guy in search of mental image bleach...

Hang on, Bruddah...you ain't mentally imaged nuthin' yet...
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Mr. Krinkle was selling tickets and drinks to the animal show and the killing. He's using all the proceeds to take Willy"s widow out for a nice candle light dinner and dancing so he can show her how to do the love muscle waltz.
He didn't just say that outloud did he?????

and then MRS Krinkle blew a GAPING hole straight thru MR Krinkle and that was the end of THAT...had the love muscle taxidermied and kept a dark corner in the basement...
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