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Robot Lie Detector
A father buys a lie detector robot...
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night" "I was at the library" robot slaps son. "OK I was at a friends house" "doing what?" asked the father. "watching a movie. Toy story." Robot slaps son. "OK it was porn!" cried the son. Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was". Robot slaps the father. The mother laughs and says "he certainly is your son" Robot slaps the mother.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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10-20-2011, 01:29 PM
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Father returns f__ckin' robot back to store for full refund...
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha 
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10-20-2011, 03:16 PM
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime. 85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl" 1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it 2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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10-24-2011, 07:29 AM
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Every elected official should be forced to have one... How do we get that on the reforendum??
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 1996 -19' NV Flats 115 Mercury 4-stroke 1983 -20' Wellcraft Center Console 250 XS
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