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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one yearago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American... 
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04-25-2011, 03:48 PM
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Wonder what the Canadians m(k) per keg is
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04-25-2011, 07:51 PM
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04-26-2011, 12:20 AM
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LOL...
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04-26-2011, 07:02 AM
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Good one Ozzie. LOL...
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04-26-2011, 07:21 AM
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401-keg, I have one of those I think
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04-26-2011, 07:26 AM
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I could have retired 10 years ago.
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