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Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change........I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. THE BOSS
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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What REALLY needs to change is the continual raising of the national debt limit. 14 trillion is ......... I can't even think of anything else to say about that. But when our elected officials are saying that "the spending is not the problem, the cash inflow is what's the real problem" it's time for them to go!! regardless of political affiliation!!!!!!!!!!! Damn them all for driving this great country into the dirt!!!!!!!! Hope everybody is learning their Mandarin for when the Chinese come take over the REST of the country.
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