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Unread 05-30-2009, 08:14 PM
CaptJ CaptJ is offline
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Default italian shoes

> Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months.
> He walks to work 20 blocks every day
And passes a shoe store.

> Each day he stops and looks in the window
> To admire the Boccelli leather shoes.
> He wants those shoes so much..
> it's all he can think about
> After about 2 months he saves the price

> Of the shoes, $300, and purchases them..

>
> Every Friday night the Italian community
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> Holds a dance in the church basement.

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> Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear
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> His new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
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> He asks Sophia to dance and
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> As they dance he asks her,
>

>
> 'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'
Startled, Sophia replies,
\
> 'Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,

> But how do you know?'

> Gennaro answers,

> 'I see the reflection in my new
>
>
> $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
>
> How do you like them?'
Next he asks Rosato dance,

> And after a few minutes he asks,
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> ' Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?'
> Rosa answers,
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> 'Yes, Gennaro, I do,
>
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> But how do you know that?'
>
>
> He replies,
>
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> 'I see the reflection in my new
>
>
> $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
> How do you like them?'
>
>
> Now as the evening is almost over
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> And the last song is being played,
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> Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.

> Midway through the dance his face
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> Turns red.
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> He states,'Carmela, be stilla my heart,
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> Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,
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> Please, please, tella me this true!'

> Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
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> 'Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight.'
>
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> Gennaro gasps,
'Thanka God ...
> I thought I had a CRACK in my

> $300 Boccelli leather shoes!'
>
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