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Catching Wild Pigs / So True
Catching Wild Pigs A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used tothat and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Keep your eyes on the newly elected politicians who areabout to slam the gate on America . "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have" Thomas Jefferson
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02-27-2009, 09:15 AM
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Amen
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02-27-2009, 09:50 AM
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oink oink, more corn pls :-)
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02-27-2009, 01:01 PM
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[quote=Skools Out;136987]
Keep your eyes on the newly elected politicians who are about to slam the gate on America .[quote] not just the newly elected...it's a politicians mind set...nothin' new about it...
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06-10-2009, 03:59 PM
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this is how we catch wild pigs
I know it is an old thread but couldn't help myself
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06-10-2009, 04:40 PM
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all the politicians need a term limit.
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06-10-2009, 11:50 PM
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06-10-2009, 11:53 PM
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Quote:
 "OK...they're on to us...somebody come get the pigs..."
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Last edited by reelapeelin; 06-10-2009 at 11:59 PM.
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06-11-2009, 08:32 AM
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thats funny, it looks like it was staged though, unless GW liked to keep his phones under his desk. I think lobbying has a place. NRA, AARP, etc. If judges would just use the constitution to decide instead of their political point of views the world would be a better place. for example, gun ownership, free speech.
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06-12-2009, 12:22 AM
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Lobbyist should be able to use verbal persuasion ONLY no matter what their cause...when money comes into the picture, democracy goes out the window...it has no place in deciding our laws and how we live and where our money goes...there should be a whole lotta people in jail...b@$$tards!!...
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