Best drunk story of the month...

[Skools Out]

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,

looks the biggest,meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are

confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop

of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!



The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one mo re time

and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'



At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him
square in the eyes and says...................'Grandpa,....... Go home! You're drunk.'

[tsubaki]

[randlemanboater]

Good one.