Things a southern boy wont say

[Blue_Runner]

(thangs he WON'T say)

#37 - Doggoneit sally-mae - that Charlie the Tuner guy from up north shore is won smart feller.

#38 - Hey youz guyz - I'm working on my Joisey accent so that I can impress my buddies and hopefully attract more women folk.

#40 - Dam right I voted for Bush.

;D 8) :-*

[Blue_Runner]

(thangs he WON'T say)

#37 - Doggoneit sally-mae - that Charlie the Tuner guy from up north shore is won smart feller.

#38 - Hey youz guyz - I'm working on my Joisey accent so that I can impress my buddies and hopefully attract more women folk.

#40 - Dam right I voted for Bush.

;D 8) :-*

[Blue_Runner]

(THEY WON'T SAY...)
#41 - Well, its November 1st - time to put the V away for the winter :-[
;)

[Blue_Runner]

(THEY WON'T SAY...)
#41 - Well, its November 1st - time to put the V away for the winter :-[
;)

[frayed_knot]

#42- roll up the winder, her nips er gitten hard.

[frayed_knot]

#42- roll up the winder, her nips er gitten hard.

[parishht]

These are on the same lines,
I think I may have tried one or two of these.

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up

[parishht]

These are on the same lines,
I think I may have tried one or two of these.

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up

[EngstromNK]

14. For a fat chick you don't sweat much!

15. Nice tooth!

[EngstromNK]

14. For a fat chick you don't sweat much!

15. Nice tooth!