Fart quiz

[phester]

guys ,knock it off!! You're stinkin' up the place...animals...

[phester]

hey I just noticed I'm a god, now what?

[Mulv80]

Phester, It means you can now fart when ever where ever you want, Congrats

[TheTinMan]

Not true....you need to be a "Full Member".....full of %$#&

[TheTinMan]

ahhhhhh...that felt good

http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/sound.htm

[Mulv80]

The definition of "Turd Burglar" was too funny

[TheTinMan]

Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Originally Posted by TheTinMan

OK Stinky....there's only 10 questions so how'd your score a 75??? * ;D

oh, nevermind I meant 70...sorry typo

[chitbob1]

90% my wife can't b**ch at me no more for farting I am "A FART MASTER " at least I am master of something I do well

[TheTinMan]

Chitbob1 FOR PRESIDENT!!!