JOKE OF THE DAY

[parishht]

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.

Hey HAMMER, did she get your sex swing?

This line should read:

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in HAMMER's sex swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.