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Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,... you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a small puddle of oil under the skeg of my outboard. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer where I bought it?
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04-17-2007, 05:41 PM
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Re: Dear Abby
Sounds like you're getting 2 stroked and the other guy is getting 4 stroked. ::)
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04-17-2007, 05:58 PM
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Re: Dear Abby
And the Mrs is injected. ;D
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04-17-2007, 06:37 PM
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Re: Dear Abby
Quote:
Two strokes is enough for some of us. Hell I might be finished just watchin the fuel being mixed. ;D
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04-17-2007, 07:08 PM
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Re: Dear Abby
Good one Stink, even better Blue ;D
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04-17-2007, 07:26 PM
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Re: Dear Abby
lol good one
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04-18-2007, 12:00 AM
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Re: Dear Abby
Dear Stinky,
Given the circumstances that you provided in your letter, I have to reccomend that you return your unit to the dealer where it was purchased. *In all likelyhood, if you had the ability to repair the blown seal, you'd have fixed without writing. *Given the importance of your unit, why take the chance. *Have your unit serviced by a professional when needed. *And as Abby likes to say, the path to true happiness is quite simple, you need three things to be happy in life; a trusty pickup, a boat you can trust, and learn to jerk off real good. Good luck with your unit, Your friend Abby
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04-18-2007, 12:36 AM
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lol thats a good one :o
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