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[THEFERMANATOR]

And for you the SOUTHERNERS in the crowd.

New Special Forces Units

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
5,000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas trooper will be dropped into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.