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Better Gun Fighter?...
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who
>> wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. >> He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't >> yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. >> >> Sitting in a saloon, one Saturday night, he recognized an >> elderly man seated at the bar that had the reputation of being the >> fastest gun in the West, in his day. The young cowboy took a seat next >> to the old-timer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his >> great ambition. >> >> "Would you give me some tips?" he asked. >> >> The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one >> thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a lil' lower >> down on your leg. >> >> "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. >> >> "Sure will," said the old-timer. >> >> The young man did as he w! as told , stood up, whipped out his >> 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. >> >> "That's terrific!" said the cowboy. "Got any more tips for me?" >> >> "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where >> the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw." >> >> "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. >> >> "You bet it will," said the old-timer. >> >> The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew >> his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player. >> >> "Wow!" said the cowboy. "I'm learning something here. Got any >> more tips?" >> >> The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. >> "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it." >> >> The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the >> grease on the barrel of his gun. >> >> "No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, >> handle and all." >> >> "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. >> >> "No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done >> playing the piano, he's going to shove that gun up your *** and it won't >> hurt near as much!" >> >> >>
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