Jokes

[reelapeelin]

After listening to other kids in the classroom telling all the cool
talents their parents have, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
Quickly thinking of something just as good or better than the talents
of the other kids' parents, Little Johnny thought of something. Little

Johnny exclaimed, "My dad eats light bulbs!" All through the classroom

there were remarks of "Cool!" The teacher, in shock, asked,
"What makes you think your father eats light bulbs?"
Little Johnny replies, "The other night after my folks went to bed, my dad said to my mom,"

'Honey, if you'll turn that light out, I'll eat it'