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Subject: Gun slinger & the Prospector
>> >>> Gunslinger& the Old Prospector >>> >>>An oldprospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. >>>He'd been out in the desert forabout six months without a drop of >>>whiskey. >>>He walked up to the first saloonhe came to and tied his old mule to the >>>hitch rail. >>> >>>As he stood there brushing someof the dust from his face and clothes, a >>>gunslinger walked out of thesaloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of >>>whiskey in the other. Thegunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, >>>saying, "Hey old man, have youever danced?" >>> >>>The old man looked up at thegunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. >>>I just never wanted to." >>> >>>A crowd had gathered by then andthe gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, >>>you're gonna' dance now," andstarted shooting at the old man's feet. >>> >>>The old prospector was hoppingaroun d and everybody was laughing. >>> >>>When the gunslinger fired hislast bullet, he holstered his gun and turned >>>around to go back into thesaloon. >>> >>>The old man reached up on themule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both >>>hammers back making a doubleclicking sound. >>> >>>The gunslinger heard the soundand everything got quiet. >>> >>>The crowd watched as thegunslinger slowly turned around looking down both >>>barrels of the shotgun. >>> >>>The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square in the a$$?" >>> >>>The gunslinger swallowed hardand said, >>>"No sir.....But it's somethin' I've always wanted to." >> >>
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Have ya ever...?
Subject: Gun slinger & the Prospector
>> >>> Gunslinger& the Old Prospector >>> >>>An oldprospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. >>>He'd been out in the desert forabout six months without a drop of >>>whiskey. >>>He walked up to the first saloonhe came to and tied his old mule to the >>>hitch rail. >>> >>>As he stood there brushing someof the dust from his face and clothes, a >>>gunslinger walked out of thesaloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of >>>whiskey in the other. Thegunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, >>>saying, "Hey old man, have youever danced?" >>> >>>The old man looked up at thegunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. >>>I just never wanted to." >>> >>>A crowd had gathered by then andthe gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, >>>you're gonna' dance now," andstarted shooting at the old man's feet. >>> >>>The old prospector was hoppingaroun d and everybody was laughing. >>> >>>When the gunslinger fired hislast bullet, he holstered his gun and turned >>>around to go back into thesaloon. >>> >>>The old man reached up on themule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both >>>hammers back making a doubleclicking sound. >>> >>>The gunslinger heard the soundand everything got quiet. >>> >>>The crowd watched as thegunslinger slowly turned around looking down both >>>barrels of the shotgun. >>> >>>The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square in the a$$?" >>> >>>The gunslinger swallowed hardand said, >>>"No sir.....But it's somethin' I've always wanted to." >> >>
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