Rectum Stretcher

[Blue_Runner]

I think the key to not burning your butt is to leave you pants on when you light it.

Or at the very least your tighty whities!

One of my friends in high school (still a good friend) used to do that. He'd yell across the room, "somebody get me a lighter - and somebody get the lights!"

We'd quickly meet his demands and sit back for the fireworks! I swear he shot flames outta his tail 3 feet long once! Lit up the whole room! LMAO!