New Cuckoo Clock...

[reelapeelin]

> 5 most important questions with answers!
>
>Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
>A: It's Braille for "suck here".
>
>Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
>
>Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
>A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
>Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
>A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
>take your house and car with them.
>
>Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
>A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch