Ed's in trouble!

Mac_Attack · #1 01-26-2007, 09:00 PM

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really
> >angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the
> >driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE
> >THERE!!"
> >
> >The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up,
> >she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in
> >the middle of the driveway.
> >Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought
the
> >box back in the house.
> >
> >She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
> >
> >Ed has been missing since Friday.
> >
> >

macojoe · #2 01-26-2007, 09:19 PM

LMFAO!! LMFAO!! LMFAO!!

That is F&^% awesome!!

chumbucket · #3 01-26-2007, 09:28 PM

;D ;D ;D Good one.

willy · #4 01-27-2007, 12:03 AM

Good one Mack

msbhammer · #5 01-27-2007, 12:45 AM

Excellent !! ;D

lumberslinger178 · #6 01-27-2007, 12:51 AM

the best ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Airslot · #7 01-27-2007, 01:36 AM

Love it. Gonna have me some fun with that one, with Mak's permission of course ;D

Airslot

garagenc · #8 01-27-2007, 01:59 AM

I read it to my wife and she asked me if I had told ya'll about that one. Mine goes something like this:

Mistake # 1. I missed one of our anniversary's and I got the same suttle hint that I better do something extra special to make it up to her or I'd be in BIG trouble.

I went and bought her a nice sweater that I knew she had been looking at. Sounds like a good way to get back in the good with her (i thought anyway).

2nd mistake: I didn't have on my glasses when I looked at a coat to get her size. I bought the sweater and wrapped it and left it in her car to surprise her on her way to work the next day.

3rd mistake: She opened it at work where her 2 sisters also work and all the girls in her office (she's a surpvr for accounts receivable at a milk plant "Pet dairy").

The sweater was 3 times too big for her, (1 of her sisters told me all the girls in the office started laughing and then realized it wasnt funny to her, they all got quiet).

4th mistake: when she came home I got the 3rd degree and while I was trying to defend myself I grabbed the coat I used for sizing and realized it was MY coat that she bought one just like each other for us. I really caught hell from her until she got so mad she wouldn't talk to me for a week.

Shoot if I known that's all it took to get a week's worth of silence out of her I'd done it sooner!!!!