Ed's in trouble!

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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really
> >angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the
> >driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE
> >THERE!!"
> >
> >The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up,
> >she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in
> >the middle of the driveway.
> >Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought
the
> >box back in the house.
> >
> >She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
> >
> >Ed has been missing since Friday.
> >
> >