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[Stinky_Hooker]

Speakin of dingleberries, DO NOT use Cottonelle toilet paper. You wanna see some major clingage? That is the stuff to cause it. My wife likes that crap cause is all "fluffy" and junk, but I make her buy me the best TP in the world...SCOTT!

Well I ran outta mine and had to "borrow" one of hers and boy did I regret it. After a day of using that crap (pun intended) I was EAGERLY awaiting a shower to remove said clingons. While washing them all off and facing the nozzle I was startled when I turned around and there was a full grown freakin snowman in the tub with me. :o ::)