Things a southern boy wont say

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey blue and turbs, i (we northeners) take #31 and #32 as a collective slap in the face.
now we northeners must come up with our own list.
hey everybody north of the mason dixon, or whatever you southern boys use to separate us. help me comprise a list of the top 30 things a southern boy would most likely say.

allow me to begin.

30. hey clem, brush your tooth before bed.

29. hey bobbie-jo, far up that thar newfangled stovie thang. weez cookin indoors t'night.

28. ima takin my best girl, cousin essie-may to the hootinannie t'night.


next?

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey blue and turbs, i (we northeners) take #31 and #32 as a collective slap in the face.
now we northeners must come up with our own list.
hey everybody north of the mason dixon, or whatever you southern boys use to separate us. help me comprise a list of the top 30 things a southern boy would most likely say.

allow me to begin.

30. hey clem, brush your tooth before bed.

29. hey bobbie-jo, far up that thar newfangled stovie thang. weez cookin indoors t'night.

28. ima takin my best girl, cousin essie-may to the hootinannie t'night.


next?

[jaysea]

#35,,,do you have a piece of dental floss

[jaysea]

#35,,,do you have a piece of dental floss

[Blue_Runner]

Well CTT and Jaysea - I (along with the rest of the southern boys on here) consider #'s 30 and 35 a collective slap in the "tooth". ;D

BTW - A hootinannie is not somewhere you would want to take essie mae, she had more class than that. I'd take her to a pig pickin instead. ;)

#36 (thing he won't say) - Hey, it just snowed a half an inch - I reckon I'll go to work anyway ;D

[Blue_Runner]

Well CTT and Jaysea - I (along with the rest of the southern boys on here) consider #'s 30 and 35 a collective slap in the "tooth". ;D

BTW - A hootinannie is not somewhere you would want to take essie mae, she had more class than that. I'd take her to a pig pickin instead. ;)

#36 (thing he won't say) - Hey, it just snowed a half an inch - I reckon I'll go to work anyway ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey blue, a pig pickin. is that kinda like the southern version of speed dating?

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey blue, a pig pickin. is that kinda like the southern version of speed dating?

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.

26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.

26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.