The sensitive man posts here!!!!!

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey racer, if you kill her you will be out with good behavior in 8.3 years.

i have played in a band all my life. i was 13 and we were playing at my guitarists little sisters 9th b-day.
after the set this little girl was chasing me around all day. 9 year olds.
fast forward to my twenties. im taking college classes and first day of class this brunette walks in the door. the kind that make every guy in the room fall silent. there were some audible gasps when she walked in the room. she sits down right next to some chick i was seeing.
i go home that night and tell my guitarist about this goddess i saw and he tells me that this was the same little 9 year old chasing me around some years before, and i was working with her cousin at the time.
i go to work the next day and tell her cousin i want her phone number. he calls me that night and tells me his cousin wants my number too.

we were married ten years this year and we have two gorgeous boys.
happily ever after.