need some help

i got about an acre and a half cleared tuna. and frankly guys, i am a little scared of kids these days. thats why i'm carrying that gun in that pic tin posted. i like airslot's idea but, i also like sex.
i just dont get it. people will donate hundreds of millions to the red cross so they can ride around in brand new hummers and deliver hot plate lunches to the rich nieghborhoods while the rest of us suffer without even ice and water.but when ya'll see a chance to truly help out a person who is obviosly...well, we'll leave that one alone. anyway, WHERE'S THE LOVE?