need some help

look guys, my ol' lady keeps *****in about the grass round here. it aint that i cant cut it. i just dont want to. i talked to a maintenence company and they said it will cost 90 bucks a week to have it cut. thats just ridiculous. aint no way in hell i gonna pay that. now 10 bucks a week aint crap. so..., i was thinkin, if 9 of you guys were to send me 10 bucks a week i wouldn't have to cut my grass ever again. i meen realy, whats ten bucks a week? i tell ya'll what, if just 8 of ya'll will send me ten bucks a week, i'll go ahead and pitch in 10 bucks myself, just to show ya'll what a nice guy i am! watcha say guys, can ya help a brother out?


P.S. remember guys, i only have 1 leg and 1 arm!